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| Radio Reelers The Next Best Thing Dead Beat Records 2005 By Christopher Duda (SugarBuzz Toronto) SugarBuzz Magazine |
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| I anticipated climbing the stairs to my front door but decided that a better strategy would be to pull myself in and crawl through my front door. I shuffled through my living room to the washroom and pulled myself up to the porcelain god of projectile vomit. One simple cough and I was spewing up my street meat (hot dog! You fucking pervert!) in addition to the countless beers, I had consumed.
Wiping my mouth with my jacket sleeve, I sat back and took a breath of relief as a sense of accomplishment washed over me. It all started to repeat itself again, when one simple sniff of the old nose and a piece of regurgitated hotdog that was lodged in my nasal passage shot down my throat. Oh, God here we go again! Nothing like retching and reeling on a completely empty stomach. As I looked down into the toilet, at the bubbling yellow water, I thought to myself, “What a great fucking rock and roll show. Ladies and Gentlemen, I had just been to see the Radio Reelers. The Radio Reelers hit you over the head with their high-energy rock and roll with such force you are in a constant state of blacking out. Coming at you like The Heartbreakers on speed combined with early Humpers and a heavy shot glass full of Teenage Head. “The Next Best Thing” brings you back to the altar of real rock and roll. Pray, bow or let the Radio Reelers hear your confession. There is no doubting that they will be your new religion. Our father who art in drunken heaven, lead us to temptation and deliver us to evil for thine is the Kingdom of the Radio Reelers. An essential purchase! |
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| http://www.rockinvan.com/radioreelers/ http://www.myspace.com/radioreelers |
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